Diamond Club Cabaret

11/10/09

the worst topless bar in all of houston, in all of texas too

by formerdj at Citysearch

They run a bait and switch on everyone who comes into club. The girls are not very goodlooking and often you pay your money and there isnt more than 2 girls in the whole club. Beware this club has been raided by the police twice in the last 4 months! beware! If you want to buy a girl a drink they charge you 8 dollars for the girls drink even if it has no achohol in it. They even bring the girls drink in a small drink that will only hold half a 12 ounce beer. So if you want to buy a girl a drink your paying 16 dollars for her to get to drink a 12 ounce beer! This club is also located in a horrible area and they provide no security for their customers. It is unbelievable but this club charges the same as if you were going to the men's club. if you have a sick fetish of seeing ugly overweight girls you wouldnt talk to when the lights are on then this place is for you! The only thing reason anyone might have to go to this place also is the fat dj. His name is Peter Donna a.k.a. Chris Blue and he is the typical perverted overweight loser but he is known for his work in the gay porn field. yes he does gay porn! stay away trust me i worked there for years and it is a bad situation!

• Pros: i dont have to go back there ever
• Cons: if your a black they almost refuse to let u in beware

08/22/09

stay away from here!

by lance341 at Citysearch

I tried this place out of curiosity because I drive by it frequently. I don't go to strip clubs much, but have been to enough to know a good one from a bad one and this one is bad.

First of all, the place was dead. I was the only customer from 10 to 11 pm on a Wed. night. The girls were not particularly attractive, so maybe it was good the girls kept their thongs on. Ironically, the paint or tape they have to wear on their breasts seems far more degrading than just being natural.

The management/ownership/bartender/doorperson all seem like they just got out of rehab.

The only positive thing about the place is that the dancer I talked to was a friendly college girl type. I defnitiely won't be back. I'm guessing all these 5 star reviews are from management or the owners.

• Pros: inner loop location
• Cons: everything else

07/07/09

Most Engaging Ladies in Town

by cheapandrich at Citysearch

I've found a few nice dancers here, but when I have returned, they have disappeared. Luckily there's always a bevy of new gorgeous women to take their places. This place is fully of beautiful ladies. I don't mind when the business is slow because then I get all the female attention in the place. The girls are not stuck up at all even though they are gorgeous. I recently visited again, and EVERY girl there stopped by my table at least once. Not your typical club. I'll definitely be back. Often.

• Pros: Beautiful women, Good conversation
• Cons: High turnaround