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carpetmuncher

Joined 2 years ago

BE AFRAID!. Okay I walked into the club just to find all the girls sitting around a table with each other looking bored and tired. I walked up to the bar just to be harassed by a VERY FAT girl by the name Ally or Alice, I tried to forget but the sight was just that horrible. She had the worse cellulite on her legs and not to mention she had more thighs to offer than churchs. And no that is not a good thing! She finally walked away as I felt relieved, only to find out she was up next to dance. When she attempted to shake her ass the waves from her dimpled thighs made her ass shake more than the earthquake in Japan. Oh and the voice of her is more so of a chronic chain smoker, think more on the lines of Marge's sisters from the Simpsons. All in all the music was great but most girls were NASTY! I would write about the others but it would take too much of my time and this is the only girl that I could not get out of my head due to the scarred image. Trust me stay away from her. Now don't get me wrong some of the other girls seemed fine, one by the name Nicole I believe was amazing and is a typical dream girl for all guys. Her body was WONDERFUL!

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formerdj

Joined 4 years ago

the worst topless bar in all of houston, in all of texas too. They run a bait and switch on everyone who comes into club. The girls are not very goodlooking and often you pay your money and there isnt more than 2 girls in the whole club. Beware this club has been raided by the police twice in the last 4 months! beware! If you want to buy a girl a drink they charge you 8 dollars for the girls drink even if it has no achohol in it. They even bring the girls drink in a small drink that will only hold half a 12 ounce beer. So if you want to buy a girl a drink your paying 16 dollars for her to get to drink a 12 ounce beer! This club is also located in a horrible area and they provide no security for their customers. It is unbelievable but this club charges the same as if you were going to the men's club. if you have a sick fetish of seeing ugly overweight girls you wouldnt talk to when the lights are on then this place is for you! The only thing reason anyone might have to go to this place also is the fat dj. His name is Peter Donna a.k.a. Chris Blue and he is the typical perverted overweight loser but he is known for his work in the gay porn field. yes he does gay porn! stay away trust me i worked there for years and it is a bad situation!

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lance341

Joined 5 years ago

stay away from here!. I tried this place out of curiosity because I drive by it frequently. I don't go to strip clubs much, but have been to enough to know a good one from a bad one and this one is bad.

First of all, the place was dead. I was the only customer from 10 to 11 pm on a Wed. night. The girls were not particularly attractive, so maybe it was good the girls kept their thongs on. Ironically, the paint or tape they have to wear on their breasts seems far more degrading than just being natural.

The management/ownership/bartender/doorperson all seem like they just got out of rehab.

The only positive thing about the place is that the dancer I talked to was a friendly college girl type. I defnitiely won't be back. I'm guessing all these 5 star reviews are from management or the owners.

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cheapandrich

Joined 4 years ago

Most Engaging Ladies in Town. I've found a few nice dancers here, but when I have returned, they have disappeared. Luckily there's always a bevy of new gorgeous women to take their places. This place is fully of beautiful ladies. I don't mind when the business is slow because then I get all the female attention in the place. The girls are not stuck up at all even though they are gorgeous. I recently visited again, and EVERY girl there stopped by my table at least once. Not your typical club. I'll definitely be back. Often.

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gatorfun

Joined 4 years ago

Best atmophere in Houston!. WOW! I didn't know there was a strip club like this in Houston. Very cool atmosphere, friendly girls that hang out and have fun with you. This was not a fake girls hustling you kind of place it was more the hot girl next door out partying with you vibe. The staff was friendly and gave great fast service. Without pressure I might add... Anyone from other clubs in town reading this?!? It was in a nice area inside the loop, so I didn't feel like my car was going to get broken into while I was there. Parking was a bit crowded, so it took me a sec to get a spot, but it turned out to be well worth it. I could see myself hanging out here on the regular.

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Lindsey3136

Joined 5 years ago

Cleanest club in Houston. Diamond Club Cabaret Richmond Is the cleanest, safest, most tasteful cabaret in Houston, Texas. They some of the most beautiful girls with the best personalitites. Nice rooms for private time as well as good stage views from all corners of the main floor. It is very tastful.

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Contributor

Joined 10 years ago

Editorial Review. Exotic dancers strip and entertain men and occasionally couples from several stages throughout this club east of Buffalo Speedway.