Houston >Bars & Clubs > Men's Club Of Houston
3303 Sage Rd, Houston, TX | Directions 7705629.733523 -95.466104
Neighborhoods: Great Uptown, Westside
Clean, Good service, Great girls – I haven't been to too many clubs of this sort, but this one is definitely the best so far. The crowd was clean and decent, the girls were hotter, nicer, and classier than girls at other places, the servers were attentive, and the place was easy to locate. I don't think our group could've asked for anything more.
Avoid at all costs - Horrible management with no concern for customer satisfaction – The Men's Club has absolutely horrible management that doesn't know the first thing about customer satisfaction. This was definitely the worst experience I've EVER had at a strip club. My wife and I decided to go for our anniversary, and we promptly paid the $20 cover at the door. We sat near the stage and ordered our drinks. We started wondering why there were no dancers on stage after the first couple of songs, and were about to go speak with someone after no dancers had appeared after about seven songs. Suddenly, the music stopped and a television at the end of the room blared that a boxing match was about to start. There had been nothing advertised outside or inside the club about a television fight, and they didn't mention anything at the door when we dropped our money down.
I went to speak with the manager, and very politely told him that my wife and I would like our cover charge back, since we came to see dancers, not a boxing match. His exact words were "We don't give money back." I remained polite, and logically explained that giving our money back would be the right thing to do. He kept repeating his canned mantra .... "I'm sorry you feel that way" ....., no matter what I said However, it was obvious that there was no way he would consider giving our money back. We spent $40 to go in there for a few minutes and have one drink each, and not see a single dancer.
At least we felt some satisfaction as we walked through the parking lot to our car. We ran across several people who were headed towards the front door, and explained that there were no dancers at the moment. Everybody we explained the situation to returned to their cars and likely went to other clubs to spend their money.
Where have all the strippers gone? – I swear, this USED to be a TOP club in Houston. I went last month and was pretty disappointed in the girls that were working there. They have definatley been more leinient on who can dance there and who can't. Althought the girls were awful... the service was great. VIP was great, and they definatley took care of us.
So-So – Too stuffy for me, but nice girls none the less. Not a good place to go for the average joe, dancers are looking for suits who they think will spend mucho dinero.
Editorial Review – Houston's classic upscale gentlemen's club offers high-quality topless dancing and valet parking.
Good times – Had a bachelor party there and everyone was great. Good food-drink, very friendly girls and fun atmosphere. Saw a lot of polished wood and have recommended to others.
The Sexy Ladies of The Men's Club – The Men's Club is awesome, I have only been working there for about a month and first impressions are everything. The Men's Club is the number one Gentlemen's Club in Houston, so if you are looking for a good time and beautiful ladies, come to The Men's Club and enjoy yourself with our drinks, food, and lovely ladies until 2 a.m. and until 4 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays.
The Tops – Well I was just at the Men's CLub last week....WOW is right not only are they open until 4am friday and saturday night but they have a Huge Breakfast Buffet at 2am-4am those nights....beats having to leave and go to IHOP....sexy woman, great music....lots of couples on saturday, so bring a date and party...good clean fun for everyone.
wow – Great place to take clients and friends. Food was unreal and the wine list stacks up with any place in Houston ...then again I've never seen such a complete wine list anywhere like this one. Oh yeah, the women, the women ,the women !!!!!!
Very HOT – Definetly a place to go to, I would highly recommend it.
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