(713) 629-6200

5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056 29.7379 -95.4754

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Neighborhoods: Westside, Great Uptown

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Westside gentleman's club.

2 Star Rating: Below Average

10/16/09

Girls About Money ONLY

by RichieRiche

I decided to visit Treasures for the first time in like 3 years earlier this week. There were a lot of nice looking girls but they were only nice looking on the exterior. Many sat with me and once they discovered i was not going to dump the contents of my wallet on them in the first 3 minutes, they took off. I had a lot of money to spend but I wanted to make sure it was the right girl I was spending it on. I guess these strippers are used to guys throwing cash at them right off the bat?? Look at what the former dancer said here previously. She dealt with "crappy" customers?? Im sure if you probe deeper you would find that these so called "crappy" customers are simply patient gentle men who want to take their time and find a girl they want to spend their hard earned dough on..heaven knows there are dozens and dozens and dozens to choose from.

I suppose the guys that are desperate, lonely, ugly, old, perverted, and/or pathetic with tons of cash are what the girls of treasures are looking for. They want a soft target that is so needy for female attention, they throw their money at the first cute girl who gives it to them. Pretty sad when that is the mans only redeeming quality, once that disappears so do the strippers. Oh well...there are a ton of clubs in houston with girls who are willing to sit and talk and are not trying to make a living the fast, illegal way only. On the flip side, I can see how this place would be an ego booster for some poor dudes with low self esteem...the dancers truly are physically hot, know how to work it, know how to solisit like pros (you know what i mean) and make you feel sexy when all they really want is your benjamins! Its just some of us are smart enough to see through the smoke screen! Suffice it to say the only $ i spent was for parking, cover, and a couple of drinks.

  • Pros: Lots of Eye Candy
  • Cons: Financially Detrimental To The Maladjusted
1 Star Rating: Poor

09/12/09

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME-This place gives Houston a bad name

by derek39

I walked in, the first thing I saw was a 'bigger' girl as the hostess and infront of her was a dirt plate of food she was picking at. Ugly! was my first thought. Lots of waitresses standing around the door, one imparticular was smaking her gum and before I could even get my money out of my wallet, she smaked at me 'do you need a waitress?'. Well, naturally I would need one for a cocktail but how unprofessional it was to be addressed as such and not even a hello or a can I escort you to a nice table. I said NO THANKS and walked in to what seemed like a hundred ugly girls, and I do mean girls, hanging around the door, none working, none friendly, none offerend anything to me. I was very uncomfortable and didnt even get a drink for about 5 minutes. What looked like a manager walked in and began chattin with one girl, laughing autloud. He looked as if he had too much caffeen. I finally walked to the bar to get a beer, drank it quickly, and left. This is a waste of realestate. Not to mention the women, from the front door, waitesses, and dancers were just awful. Im embaressed for this place. Do not waste your time.

  • Pros: none
2 Star Rating: Below Average

03/27/09

All Business, Not Fun

by MoJo

Putting aside all the 7 and below, the 8 and ups are not very approaching. I like to go for the best looking girls in the club, but they just sit around waiting for customers to approach. When I do, they want 25, 30 per dance, and dont do you any favors for what you are paying. Special favors take VIP room some 8s say, which is also expensive-$200 I believe. If you want lighter wallet, and feel hornier coming out than going in, this is the place for you.

  • Pros: Hot top-quality strippers
  • Cons: Only big-money talks here

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