“The decor is tacky and campy, and the staff, especially the party hosts are rude and frankly controversial.”
“The music was great dance tunes, with some country and salsa thrown into the mix.”
“First the good, it is a very nice place, clean and decorated well.”
“We would not recommend this club and will not be back.”
“We have been to other clubs like this in the area, but NONE have been this nice and friendly.”
“Now the bad, the only reason there would be standing room only is because the chairs are huge and it is hard move around them not because they had a lot of people.”
EHHH Not imprssed. we were not all that impressed, we grabbed a seat and were approached by NOONE! We are a good looking couple, got up and danced, really put ourselves out there, and not 1 person talked to us. Apparentely you have to KNOW someone there.. We paid the $30 extra and went to the VIP room in back (quite cool) again NOONE talked to us... Dont think we will go back, gonna try another club.
Sad Attempts by other clubs.
I came across this site quite by accident, and was amazed to find the slander posted here. When looking at the nasty reviews, and then seeing which club the reviewers raved about, it's easy to recognize that they are all from the same place. In fact I'd be willing to wager none of them actually had stepped foot in the club before their postings...
I am Davis, the manager of The Mystery Zone. I would like to take this opportunity to welcome any readers out to make their own decision about our club. We truly are the most upscale couples club in Houston. I am very proud of what we've put together to offer our members and encourage everyone to visit sometime and judge for yourself.
One thing I am sure you will find is that we do not bash any other clubs. In fact, we tell people often to check out other clubs and compare. We're secure in our knowledge that we provide great amenities and a beautiful atmosphere, and our success speaks for itself.
For more information and details, look at our website.
NASTY and SCARY (not in a good way).
I'm not sure what the writers of the 5 star reviews are drinking or maybe they work for the club, but this place is NASTY. YUCK!
From the ugly decor to the very messed up party people, its just not somewhere I choose to go to. Besides, I have a real problem with some of the people that have been contracted to run parties here. I heard a rumor that the party host was a wife beater, so I looked up the info on a background check site myself. And it was TRUE! In addition, I saw an email from the party hosts that threatened police officers. This is just not the kind of people I want to be around.
Best Elegant...Classy Adult Nite Club. If your looking for a very elegant adult night club look no further, The Mystery Zone is everything you could ever want in a adult night club and more. From the moment you get to the door, with it's covered valet parking you know this club is something special. As the door man opens the door for you and greets you with a very friendly "Hello" the receptionist behind the desk is also very friendly, which helps to set your mood for the night ahead. When you walk into the club the lighting is spectacular. The atmosphere is very neon with its blacklights and glo accents, you are put in a party mood. We were impressed with the layout of the main club room and it's plush seating. The waitress was at our table as soon as we sat down, as they are a BYOB, but offer everything else you might need for FREE (the DJ does remind you to tip your waitress)We asked for a bucket of ice for our bottles and a couple of wine glasses. The owners themselves came over and introduced themselves during the evening, which we found to be very classy and we explained it was our first visit and they gave us a tour of the whole club. They have a VIP area which is as elegant as the rest of the club. They also have private rooms for more intimate play and they are stocked with everything you might also need. A jacuzzi room with 2 very big jacuzzi's is also part of this club, with once again everything you might need, even a shower. . The music was great dance tunes, with some country and salsa thrown into the mix. What was cool was the way the music was loud on the dance floor, but low enought to talk at your table and not have to scream. We have been to other clubs like this in the area, but NONE have been this nice and friendly. I would recommend this club to everyone as we plan on going back.
Be wary if you value your privacy.
Not sure how to put this politely, but this place is repulsive.
The decor is tacky and campy, and the staff, especially the party hosts are rude and frankly controversial... in a bad way. I'm not sure what I can say about the controversy and stay within the terms of city search, but it involved protecting the privacy of some of the members of the club which in a lifestyle club can be very important. So, if you value your privacy and don't want your attendence to be used against you, be wary.
I thought it was a little expensive as well for what you get.
WOW, this was the nicest club my husband and I had ever been to! We were impressed by everything about the club from the elegant entrance on. Once inside, we found a big crowd of very attractive people, all having a rocking good time!! The tables were well spaced but close enough that we were able to make friends with the couple next to us. The chairs were SO comfortable too! Very posh!
We enjoyed the music played, (well, not all of it, but I guess the DJ has to play a little of everything for everyone) but all in all had a very good time dancing. I counted 3 poles in the club there,(I danced on a couple of them!) along with 2 cages and a shadowbox. We've been in strip clubs with fewer poles! Hahaha The lighting was also exciting and fun.
Later on we went back to the VIP area which was everything a VIP area should be! Very hot, and that's all I am going to say!! The staff was all friendly, especially the CUTE little waitress who brought us our ice...yummy!
We've been to several clubs in the area, and had not really found a club to call home until now. A couples club in the same shopping center is trashy and way too hip hop for our taste. Another club across town makes you sit with people you don't know and has a drink minimum.
As far as we're concerned, The Mystery Zone is the nicest and most upscale club in Texas, much less Houston!
Will not return.
We went to this club under what we now know as false pretenses. On a private website we belong to, there were several customers for weeks saying that there was standing room only. Well we decided to check it out and this is what we found. First the good, it is a very nice place, clean and decorated well. Now the bad, the only reason there would be standing room only is because the chairs are huge and it is hard move around them not because they had a lot of people. From our perspective it was a decent crowd but not at all what we expected based on the promotion we had seen before. The staff and management were not at all friendly in fact they were quite rude. We had to track down our waitress on more than one occasion. No one was dancing, which is in large part because the music was bad. One of the owners went up to the DJ booth and took over for the DJ and it just got worse from there. The customers seem to be very clickish and don?t socialize much beyond their own table or group.
We do understand that every club is entitled to one bad night so we went again. What we found was much of the same as on our first visit. What we didn't find was the packed club we were told about. As far as lifestyle clubs in the area, there are much better places to visit. We will not be returning for a third time.
Will never go back. Went to this club on a Saturday night. Besides there being not very many people there, It was kind of hard to make you way through the chairs. Some of the people we talked to were nice, but most not very conversational. The music was good, and the dance floor with poles set up nicely, but other things will keep us from ever going back. At one point, we saw the Owner arguing and cursing at his wife in front of everyone. Some of the customers had to stop them. They have a VIP area but it costs extra. Besides the other "activities" (not sexual ones) that we DO NOT want to be a part of, the atmosphere seemed tense and we felt like we did not belong there. We would not recommend this club and will not be back.
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