Parkway Christian School

07/16/08

Parkway Christian School

by CUNxTime

Well. I wish my wife was still around. Being a poor single dad, I didn't have a woman to send over to the reverend so I had to take on ALL of those responsibilities myself. First, I prayed to Jesus but then I realized he'd already been at it for 5 minutes and I hadn't even noticed! Thank the lord Rev. Jordan is hung like a 6 year old school boy. No wonder he had to force people into illicit encounters! Well, my son graduated last year and since then has been spending a lot of time in Church. I hope nothing happened to HIM. Let's ALL pray for the Rev. Jordan and his smallness. I'm sure Jesus is keeping a close eye on him already!

• Pros: yes, he's a pro
• Cons: soon he'll be a con

04/20/08

Great school to matriculate at!

by MyLeftBehind

I matriculated here for free after Mom performed a 'Round the World on the Right Revs. Jordan and Haggard at the La Quinta, where there was also a great laying on of hands, praise the lord.

04/18/08

A Great School To Attend

by Tmack2u

If your mom is willing to bump N grind with the Director of the school. Ttitty play may be substituted for penetration in some circumstances.