Hoppie's Texican Grill

(281) 470-9633

1602 W Main St
LA Porte, TX 77571 29.6653 -95.0353

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5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended

11/21/08

Best Sausage in the Galaxy

by facehole at Citysearch

Hoppie's sausage transcends the boundaries of human language. If you try to describe it, a giant hot-link falls out of the sky and smacks you square across the kisser. It's so good it'll make you demand your money back from any other establishment you've ever bought sausage from before. Hoppie's sausage is so scrumdiddliyumptious it'll make you question your sexuality as thoughts of alternative uses for sausage spontaneously flash through your mind: don't worry, this is normal, you're not a sausage-sexual. But if you were, you'd be lobbying congress to legalize sausage-sexual marriage. Only thing is, you'd have to be polygamous because I think there's three different flavors, all hand-packed by the sausage god himself. I pour milk in a bowl of sliced sausage for breakfast instead of cheerios. What did you have for breakfast?

5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended

07/29/02

Sausage & Ribs Rock and Roll

by pgstarr at Citysearch

Maybe its the old Rock and Roll posters that adore the wall. Maybe it is the every present music that fill the air. No it is the darn good BBQ!

BBQ with a Cajun Flair

Hoppies makes their own sausage that is some of the best I have ever tasted.

There BBQ sauce is not the standard thick, sweet variety. It is more a tangy with a little bite.

Do not go to Hoppies without trying the Gumbo or Sausage. And say Hello to Mike!

The Details on Hoppie's Texican Grill

Category:

Restaurants, Barbecue Restaurants, Catering, Sandwich Shops

Payment Methods:

Visa, MasterCard

Restaurant Special Features:

Carry Out

Cuisine:

Mexican

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